Monday, June 1, 2009

YSL Cage Wide Belt

In Patent Leather is amazing. I've been looking for a nice wide belt that i can throw on and snazz up anything. This is perfect & did i mention its on SALE!


Tuesday, May 26, 2009

working sucks.

I'm sitting here in the break room and I hate every motherfucker in here.

Just had to share that.

The End.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Bad Jazo

My goodness I've been what they call a bad blogger. Shame on me. But I've been living my life. :)
Pictures explain it all so I guess enjoy.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Summer's right around the donut shop...

Get your kanye workout plan going.

Nobody likes muffin top... LOL

Friday, May 1, 2009

Keri Hilson - Knock You Down featuring Kanye & Ne-Yo

"we were never meant to be, baby we just happened.."

I love this song. SHE'S BAD, my new idol<3.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Miss Sixty Clara Heel

I need these in my life<3.

" Rich leather heel from Miss Sixty with cutout peeptoe uppers and stud and buckle strap detailing. Chunky leather-wrapped heel; concealed elastic at the side for comfort; cushioned footbed; logo detailing at the sole. Imported. Spot clean.
* 4" heel
* Fits true to size
* Leather, rubber
* Web exclusive "

Buy Them
for $178.00 Online Only @ Urban Outfitters.

Monday, April 20, 2009

twelve twofifth.

& it wont stop. Bad Boy Baby; take that take that.

Baby Onesies by CLAW MONEY

Expecting? Get your child this adorable onesie found on . This has to be the most adorable thing I've seen. I wish I knew someone pregnant just to get them this. For $32 ; your kid will be the absolute talk of Day Care. LOL

Get Your Child in some Claw Money. BUY IT

Friday, April 17, 2009

Drastic Measures

Wow; I've never felt so stressed as I do right now. Money wise I'm strapped. Ive been undergoing this hell with T-mobile for the past 2 months now. When are they gonna gimme a store already! Brooklyn, Queens West, Queens East FML! Job hunting has never been so hard. My mom is struggling & I feel like its my fault. I don't help out as much as I should. School is killing me with this re-admission process. I shouldve never left NY thats for sure. The boyfriend and I are doing fine. Probably the only normal thing going on in my life right now.

Well if anyone is interested I'm selling sneakers.

AF1 Invisible Women Lavender & Ice sz W6.5
Jordan Retro 7 "Hares" from Package sz 5y

&& More.. Pictures up later.

Hit up if you're interested here with a comment

Sunday, April 12, 2009


Leech ass Envious bitches. Aint got shit going for themselves ass bitches. Living in a world of fantasy ass bitches. Obsessed with my life stalking ass bitches. :)

Keep sucking me til your face turns blue & your throat gets dry.

Saturday, April 11, 2009


What a night last night. LOL 2 Kamikaze Fishbowls; The Boyfriend & 2 awesome friends.

Yea it crept up on me. Music was good. Environment was cool besides the white guy that wanted to get reckless LOL. All in all it was a good night.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

I hear Dilla...

...whenever we're together.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Still Stalking Me?

LMFAO. Get a life.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Spring is here.

&& I couldnt be any happier.

I love it when its 60 degrees outside & i can rid myself of the jackets & coats. Stuff a hoodie in the purse & be the fuck out.

Today was pretty chill; took a joyride with Roxy. She picked me up with intentions of heading to Green Acres Mall & somehow we missed an exit & continued along the Belt Pkwy & found ourselves right back in Brooklyn. LOL Kings Plaza? FUCK IT lets do it.

I missed hanging out with her; I forgot how much fun I have.

This Saturday I'm going to Six Flags with the counterpart; dont be shy if you see me. :)

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Poem by yours truly.

heart on fire
mind running at light speed.
unable to get a word out
tounge swollen
rippin you a new hole is what i wanna do
but instead i find myself takin shots
winded i try to bow out gracefully but its too late
crash boom goes my love
take the L for the shit youve sewn
its too late now
a small situations now grown
& while i attempt to dig myself out this self made tunnel
unrecognizable faces fuck up my progress
a chapter of my life ive never written
words without depth
now holdin the truth in dirty hands
theres nothing else to do
show and prove
show and prove
now that its proven
theres nothing else to show
tear ducts dry
knuckles bleeding
i kiss you with eyes wide open
lyin by your side
fourth of july in my chest
happier than a child with mcnuggets
crash boom goes my love.


Stressed the fuck out.

Yea man; FUCK MY LIFE.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

I feel like Kevin Motherfucking Arnold.

I wish I had an inner monologue in my everyday life.


Leave The Gun, Take the cannolies.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

"I f I Could Go...

contigo, I'll pack my things soon as you say 'Baby Vamos' We'll fly away like there is no, no tomorrow. If I could go contigo I'll tell my friends nothing at all. I'll get my things soon as you say 'Baby Vamos' we'll fly away."

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Still Fighting?

I'm getting tired of fighting man. Im getting so fucking tired of trying. I opened myself up. I prove rumors to be wrong. I cant stop people from sparking these rumors. I heard if people out there are hating on you then youre doing your job. I just dont like the outcome. I've been a good girl. I've dealt with alot & through it all I managed to keep my head above water.... but why do I still feel like I'm drowning. Funny how you see how happy you can be and watch it fall apart right in front of you. Im convinced now Im in this alone. Right back to my Born alone Die alone mentallity. Jasmines so nice, Jasmines mad cool. Nah Fuck That, Distanced myself. I give the fuck up.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Bye Bye Myspace.

It's deleted.




& I have my reasons.

edit:: it's back up LOL but only for the people that matter.

Sunday, March 1, 2009


Didn't live very long now did he? lol smfh

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Beware Of Smuts.

Girls have become so non nonchalant about being whores that it makes me wonder what the future holds in regards to women and their self-respect. I'm all about women trying to shut down the double standards that men can get away with BUT don't give your pussy up just because niggas stick their dick in every other bitch. In my opinion that is one double standard that will never change. Sex is great yes & sure you should be able to enjoy your sex life with whomever you chose but do you really want to fuck every nigga you think is attractive? Its shameful and embarrassing. How do you bitches feel walking into a room and you fucked every nigga in there?

That's exactly why I don't bring my man around you so called "Friends".

Stop Smuttin'.

My Vital Organ.

I've become so soft since you came into my life. <3

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

This Nigga

On the 7 train today I seen a man (a grown fucking man) with a orange Flash Gordan Lunchbox.


That is all.

Monday, February 16, 2009

Chocolates and Sniffles.

Valentines Day was nice. I got my babe a Gucci MoneyClip & an Encylopedia of Useless Information. He got me a Blackberry because he's sick of my trusty old sidekick lol. (ahhh fiddlesticks). We went to Cabanas in the South Street Seaport, with my best friend Erika & her boyfriend Jose, but there was a 2 hour wait. I was not finnnnna wait 2 hours to eat my dun. We got right back in the hooptie & went to Boca Chica in the Lower East Side. It was a cute small restaurant on 1st ave & 1st street. It was nice and warm and cozy & I tore up that yummy ass dominican food. Pernil y Yuca! Yummmmmmmm. When we were finished Jose dropped Uli & I at my house. Uli was a lil sick so we just cuddled & watched StepBrothers til we fell asleep lol. Oh how I loved this V-day<33

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Monday, February 2, 2009


Thats what I screamed while watching "For the Love of Ray J" A new reality series on VH1 (yes another celebrity love competition). Within the first 5 minutes of the show I recognize a familiar face. A girl named "Jerri". I went to elementary school with this girl. I see her around the hood from time to time. We were friends when we were 7 lol but people change so we definitely didn't remain friends. I cant believe she's on this show. All I can think is "SHE CANT BE SERIOUS". I checked it out on the internet...yep she's serious.


What does one do when the trust is gone? I don't know why I am in the situation I am in. I never had this happen to me in my entire life. I've never had someone tell me they do not trust me. If anything I've had people tell me I'm too honest. If I fuck up I can admit when I am wrong & can only promise & make sure I do not make the same mistake again because I am hurting myself if I cant make sure of that. But when you know that you are telling the truth & you are fully innocent of the charges being placed on you and yet they dont believe do you do? How do you prove to someone something that is so hard to prove. I really got myself into this one. Because of my first the second situation has made it all too suspect. If I was in the other persons shoes I could fully understand their POV. I just know that I'm being sincere. -sigh-

Losing someones trust is horrible. I dont even know what to do... Ive never felt this way. To lose trust takes milliseconds to gain trust takes years. All I can do and say is I'm willing to be there for those years to gain it. -sigh-

What were you thinking...

Mr. Bobby V. & Mr. West?

A nappy mullet & a rat tail forming?

I refuse to believe their hair stylists agreed with this.

Spring/Summer 2009 Favorites.

Betsey Johnson

Louis Vuitton

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Just Leave Me Alone.

Ever feel like your past just won't go the fuck away. It's already come to the point that I will be changing my cell phone number. I just want to be happy with my squeeze. Just him. No one else. & I don't want any dumb ass motherfuckers having epiphanies trying to ruin what I have.

I feel like no matter how much I explain my innocence, it doesn't matter. They are still bothering me. I can curse & scream & ignore. They are persistent.

I just want anyone before December 25th to just leave me the fuck alone b.

Friday, January 30, 2009

He makes me happy.

Doesnt he look happy?! LMFAO <333

Monday, January 26, 2009

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Muy Macho.

Machismo...(macho-ism) is a collection of laws, norms, attitudes and characteristics of men whose finality, explicitly or implicitly, has been and is, is to produce, maintain and perpetuate the enslavement and submission of women on all levels: sexual, procreation, and in relation to work and love. The word machismo is used fundamentally in the scope of colloquial and popular life. The term most appropriate (above all at the ideological level) to express this concept is sexism, given that the first term (machismo) is used to characterize those acts, physical or verbal, by means of which are manifested in vulgar form the underlying sexism that exists in the social structure. On the psychological level, the difference between sexism and machismo is that 'sexism' is conscious and machismo is unconscious; that is to say, the believer in machismo acts like one without being capable of being able to explain or recognize the internal reasoning behind his actions, given that the machista (macho-ist) is limited to only imitating and putting into practice the crude behaviors of sexism of the culture to which he belongs by nationality and social condition. For that reason a macho-ist can feel comfortable being proud and conceited in regard to his being "very male" (muy macho)

Tonight I was confronted with this. Not exactly a man being macho but a macho situation. What is it about men and strip clubs? I fully understand how men feel free and empowered when they are among their boys. They feel like they can be themselves in their full disgusting glory and not be judged by us women. I sat here, phone glued to my face in a daze. Im thinking to myself "Am I really ok with this? Or is the fact that I fully understand the logic of this is stopping me from being a normal girl and feeling insecure with the fact that he is looking at other women in the nude doing crude and raunchy gestures?"

I am the coolest person you'll ever meet. "Yo you wanna see some naked chicks, cool I'm down. Lets go I wanna see some tits too." The problem with that is ...Niggas dont want to bring their girlfriend to the strip club. They rather be among their dudes. I'm fine with men being men but as an intelligent and very aware woman, & the fear of being a pendeja, which all latina women are fearful of (letting a man get the best of you), I still have concerns. I just don't want to regret. Men will be Boys. -shrugs- lol It happens. I vented now I'm good. I care too much perhaps lol.


Friday, January 16, 2009

Living in a World of Fantasy.

Where do I begin? Why do people believe their own hype? I stay asking myself that fucking question. People take this internet shit way too seriously. I dont know alot of the people that request off of myspace because my real people is already a friend on my joint or dont own a myspace account. I dont get why people send a friend request & share a few comments to aim conversations & suddenly believe they are FRIENDS? Nigga, this shit is to kill time. Where your real friends at? Another thing that kills me is the people from different states requesting me & every other person from New York City. Who are you nigga? Stop living in this fantasy world bro. You online more than 90% of your life. You have no real friends that you have to be on AIM sparking conversations about your personal shit & then feel as if you "connected". Seriously all I feel about that is WHERE ARE YOUR REAL FRIENDSSSS?! There has to be a deep dark reason why you dont have any.

Go to your local 7-11 & get some friends. Why you ridin mine? LMAO.

&&&& Another thing.,.



PS: If you catch feelings, then DO SOMETHING.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Bring me Flowers.

"I havent got a clue if youre the one, but I like you & I like how you make me feel."

Bring me flowers - Hope

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Louis Vuitton Stephen Sprouse Collection Released

the Stephen Sprouse inspired Louis Vuitton collection is seeing its way into retailer accounts. Items released include various small accessories in vibrant colors including a gym set complete with head band and towel. Seeing as the collection is set for a February drop, this would be the time to get early dibs on particular items at eLUXURY.
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-slaps vein- I've got to have it.

I don't want to fall in love

Because falling in love means becoming weak. I don't want to depend on anyone but myself. I want to be able to care for someone & not lose myself. I hate how females get into a relationship and then that other person becomes their reason for breathing.

Damn you bitches have nothing else going for you in life than to become co-dependant. I bet that nigga claims you on his taxes. LOL Oh man I make myself laugh. Anyway I am happy & enjoying the time I spend with him* but don't get it twisted. Im still Jasmine, just plus ONE. Just Like He's his own person plus myself.

Monday, January 5, 2009

Let's go to sleep in Paris...

2008 was probably the most difficult year for me. Moving from NYC to North Carolina for a man that I did love but didnt love me enough, to move back to NYC to break a young mans heart with my inability to let real love embrace me to then dating a man who had no ambition & didnt like me for me but just the exterior. Family Issues, as in not speaking to my Uncle for about a year now. Losing friends, Gaining them back & Losing them again. Yes, my 2008 was quite a struggle. Yet something good did come of it. Like a rose growing from concrete. December I met HIM*. He is quite the man I must say so myself. I know its very soon to become so heartfelt about a person but what I can say is that he makes me feel nervous, happy, & calm all at the same time.

Thats all I can say about him now... but be prepared nosey people of the internet. He's here to stay. :)